4.30.2004

hey all. reallie sorrie. din noe tat i posted twice on the SA ting. check out the 2 previous entries. seems identical at first glance but nahh, it isn't. it's similar tho. but i feel both evoke diff feelings. the latter one seems sadder? more detailed tho. haha first one is sad den happy. oh watever. just read both lar! i'm in faber park now. at my godparent's place. nearer to island country club. where i'm goin tmr morn. fer moi god sister's 8th bday. yah it's held at the bowling alley. great, haben bowled in ages. hmmm rmbr we used to bowl at leisure park. haha. and katong? den i dun rmbr animore. hmmm today is pay daY!!! hahah expected 400+ onli? turns out was a lil more den 500. which is great news. realie. haha. bot some stuff aledi. gonna quit tis splurgin shit man. mus save arh!!! haha save jon save. hmmm saba ain't free tmr. but jed is free.. hmmm how? sundae? but den jed can't make it on sundae. as with everi other sunday. -_-. hmmm not too sure if i'm going to vj funffair tmr. prob can onli make it real late. which sux. all the food and fun is gone nearing the end. shit. drew just told me his muay thai classes haf been switched to sundae. tat sux lar. another honorary member struck off the list of sunday outings. hmmm today was real farnie. dey spotted larrie in some tight shit with some shit, holdin some shit, lookin liek shits, going to do some shit. arh u get the drift. hahaha goooooooood mood! need to shop soon. argh!!! save money................. and yeah jasmine trias is in top 5!!! ooooooooh lala but she reallie has to pull up her socks


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 10:01 PM

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4.29.2004

i just typed a whole chunk and it's gone. reallie hate it. nvm. shall try to re-capture tat feeling. was feelin real bored so i tot of sA. and i wondered, if i had stayed in SA, wld tings be de same? wld i stiu miss the fellas? wld i stiu be so fond of the sch? i guess not, cos sometimes u reallie gotta lose sth b4 u noe its worth.

Green Day - Time Of Your Life

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why.
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time.

It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind.
Hang it on a shelf of good health and good time.
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial.
For what it's worth, it was worth all the while.

It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

reminds me of orientation 1. all de memories flooding back now. rushin to sch w szehui. meetin deon mike and keat ming. felt apprehensive bout bein in same OG as deon. teased him bout his beer gal. had a crush on ade. met the PL lites. the og2 ppl. fely. all de station games. mixing nomis and junjie up. mixing nomis and hamdi's name up. teasing yanxi bout andy. found out stuff bout ade. haha. not impt animore. got into 04a31. felt miserable. hated ms k. got into countless shit with her. cassie leong. kang. annie tan. mrs ng aka fantasy. he lao lao. lectures spent on luffing and eating. scribbling notes. the student centre. hung out at harbourfront with original 6. hunted fer fely's present w original 6. listened to ben the diva play the guitar and control us. bloody michelle branch. was v worried bout not fittin into 04a31. found SABA. bitched. and bitched. and bitched. harp. larrie. jonas. justin. haha those were the days. hanging out in the cafe. and SC. racist jokes. kicked out of class. the gallery. the library. PE lessons. hamdi de PE rep. teasing ah morr bout st****. lau and ***i*e. jed and fenni. kel and justin. dell and her i'm-reallie-tired. kang and her nonsensical GP lessons. oglin at mrs ng with lau. washin her transparencies. finding out bout fely's secret. iris and roy. iris and allen poon. iris and her neighbour. wah lau eh. bloody flirt. deon and his beer gal. deon and alicia. how i matchmade deon and alicia, nomis and ade. the liang teh shit. nomis and his english. karen and her tong zhi crap. findin out xy and JJ's relationship. ade and her secret. andrea n how she din leave an impression. becca and erm nvm. haha. the gracious shit by the PL lites. how deon was eva so pissed w ade. all my fights with ade. may and junjie. bill and nana. bitched endlessly bout horse face and hay during orientation with original 6. winning best space. sephione. deon as space cap. the countless backstabbing. PE lessons. hamdi the PE rep. justin and nicole. justin and his pls-teach-me-how-to-ask-nicole-to-be-my-stead. justin and his are-those-ur-legs. shawn and his huifen. de dream date we tot up fer him. with fake rapists. booking the mrt train. wet weather plan and all. teasing joyce bout melvin. and den psiyoe came along. nomis and his 5 ex. his stick and tissue paper at mac. the breakfasts on wed morning. late fer sch on wed morning. the college song. the uniform. the cafe food. the stickman tee. more bitching. became himbotic. himbo telepathy with lau. college run. the outing at seoul garden. justin molesting ou xiang. jonas and his u're-lookin-at-him-now. harp and her jon-i-can-swear-to-god. larrie and her she-has-the-right-to-noe. carrom. guest students. helping genx w kim. bryan and his red underwear. hanis. washin transparencies with lau. fer mrs ng. our fantasy. listening to ah morr swoon over st****. his yalah-yalah-yalah to ah morr. kel and her dance. jed and his polo ball. lau and his ventures. ah morr and her erm, st****. dell and her i'm-reallie-tired. ade and her secret. fell fer xy. the saloon shit. stiu fallen fer xy. my birthday. ben and his clubbing shit. his flirting with tat girl. can't rmbr her name. the finale - saintestralis.

yeah all the memories. wrote dem all out now. but it will stay tis way. i'm no longer in sa. stiu am a saint. once a saint, always a saint. we mus meet up regularly. after all, we were strangers starting out on a journey... haha. u get the point. but yeah. amazing cliques. strong bonds. close frenships.

but fer now. i am living the life. liek wat yS said. wat i've always wanted. finally living dem all now. poly student. mass com student. liek light years. cool. nice clothes. nice campus. nice chicks. haha. yay!


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 8:50 PM

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yay! i love the song on p10 now. liz phair- why can't i? awesome track. decided to watch win a date initially onli bcos tis song was on the OST. haha. but it was great. aniwae i am real bored now so i was thinking and thinking. and yeah inevitably led to SA. wondered how wld tings be if i were stiu in sA? wld i miss everione tat much? wld i stiu liek SA? haha sometimes u reallie just gotta lose tings b4 u noe their worth. but i reallie had the time of my life in SA.

Green Day - Time Of Your Life
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why.
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time.

It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind.
Hang it on a shelf of good health and good time.
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial.
For what it's worth, it was worth all the while.

It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right.
I hope you had the time of your life.
It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

all the memories of orientation 1 is floodin back. frm the first day. rushing w szehui. meetin deon. felt apprehensive. met the PL lites. attracted to ade. met de rest of the gang. haha got confused with nomis n hamdi. bitched bout horse face and hay. ehh secretly wished to be a councillor. fely. og2. original 6. got into 04a31. felt real miserable. hated tat. wanted to switch classes. all the station games. letter from fely. smsing ade liek mad. found out xy was jj's cousin. hung out at harbourfront. hated ms k. got into trouble w her. introduced to saba. hung out in the cafe. multiple breaks. MAJOR bitching sessions. pe lessons. confrontations. guest students. the gross tote bag. general. followin nomis on his secret date. teasin joyce bout melvin. consoling deon bout his beer gal. ehhh winning best space. sephione. all the times i screwed up. with mrs ng. annie tan. mrs kang. he lao lao. all the lectures spent luffing. eating sweets. teasing yanxi bout andy. tiff bout shawn. alicia bout deon. ade bout nomis. nomis bout ade. lau and ahem. kel and x. ah morr and st****. jed and fenni. dell and her indian bf. larrie n justin. joyce n psiyoe. the gracious shit by the PL lites. the himbo telepathy with lau. iris and her neighbour -wink- iris and allen. iris and roy. whoa just realised iris is a flirt. haha may and junjie. bill and nana. helping genx and kim. the delicious food in the cafe. the college song. the cheers. the mass dance. kang and her nonsensical gp lessons. cassie leong. the library. the gallery. the grandstand. pe lessons. the uniform. the stickman tee. the student centre. carrom. pissing jonas off. pissing harp off. pissing larrie off. pissing justin off. the finale - saintestralis.

yay! just wrote out everi single ting in my mind. and yeah, it's the finale already. it's betta tis way. tis way, i will alwaes rmbr SA and haf such fond memories. with 04a31. saba. original 6. og2. saints. we must meet regularly eh? cos we were strangers starting out on a journey..... hahahaha but yeah, the bond we haf is AMAZING. keep tings tat way.

meanwhile liek YS said, it's time to start living. it's the life i've always wanted. poly. cool. liek light years. nice clothes. nice chicks. nice lessons. nice stuff. nice campus. see ya arnd jon.... coming to a radio station near you :)


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 8:26 PM

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took halfday today cos i went down to the SA vs AJ national vball finals. yes ah morr, finally got tat long chunk correct! haha drew called me while i was at work, askin if i was going. haha felt real tempted to so i took halfday and rushed down to toa payoh, turns out stupid kel decided to go str8 to the sports hall with her frens and abandon me in toa payoh mrt. haha i was super lost lar. toa payoh has changed alot. so i hopped onto a cab n met all of dem dere. the mood was fantastic..... reallie. sa and aj were cheering liek crazy lar. and i met so mani old faces. was realllllie nice. first ( and sadly,) it was kel shit. haha looking liek a fool outside toa payoh. den she brot me in and i met da rest. ah morr. hanis. weishan. fely. karen. deon. bryan. joyce. amanda. stuart. jay :( hamdi. jed. lau. becca. ade. alicia. shawn. denise. haha sorrie if i left out ani names. oh szehui too! haha was real nice lar. we won, quite a close fight initially but we won 3 sets in a row. making SA the champion! haha super nice to cheer and all. even sang the sch song. haha den alicia passed me tis card. tat the og2 peeps wrote. soooooooooo sweet!!! i feel real bad cos liek when we're in a grp, i tend to speak to saba more. i promise i will change. oh we met tiff and yanxi tOO!!!!! okok tanks joyce deon ade becca alicia and iris!!!! hahaha i love u all lar. seriously. SA rawks. all of u raWk. toking bout the gd old 04a31 days was real nice. hahaha and yes, we luffed at tat bitch liek crazy. she acted liek some gorilla high on ectasy. hello? it's not liek the national library reopened or sth(inside joke) so shut up and stop behavin liek a hairy moron. and i was so nice to wave frantically at her. all she did was move her up and down and den look away. fucking bitcH! listen asswipe, u ain't nothing but a hairy fat 2faced pathetic library-lover. so stop tat shit and piss off! hahaha enuff bout her. toking bout the other bitch was even betta. U ACTY HAF A BF? oh moi lord, it's amazing how nice some animal lovers can be. dey acty go to the extent of holdin ur hand and bein called ur "bf". ewwww pls pls pls stay away frm mE and remain in tat country club or wateva shit. just STAY AWAY. yup tata fer now.....


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 6:32 PM

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4.28.2004

TIS IS OFFICIAL:
john stevens can't sing for nuts. WTH is he stiu in top 6?

kel shit, u stiu owe me tat entry. expect to c it SOON.


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 10:40 PM

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4.27.2004

hey all went to work today, felt a lil uncomfortable esp when my throat gets dry, which is liek everi 15 mins? haha just had dinner. dun reallie haf ani appetite today. hmmm aniwae i'm trying to find a 2nd job. i need money! ani one has ideas?

oh moi complexion is reallie gross these days! help.... and moi whole body is out of shape lar. so fat. seriously. i look liek a pig tat is all blown up!!!! with multiple blemishes. arghh


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 7:39 PM

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4.26.2004

i haf a fever, flu and an irritating sore throat. warning: dun irritate me or i will snap! i just snapped at my mom 4 times today cos she's so longwinded. moi throat hurts lar, not in de mood to tok. stiu askin me stupid questions. aniwae, i just got back from TP. turns out tat tp made a mistake. i dun haf to retake my english after all! yay! passed de interview so i've kinda like proven my ability? haha either how, i liek tat. shit, i mite not be in de same class as andrea, sigh.


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 3:37 PM

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hey all i din work today, throat hurts liek crazy! had flu n fever as well. haha met deon and drew at city hall after church yest. walked arnd suntec fer awhile. was reallie worried tat suntec wld sink??? cos it's near nicoll highway u see. yup den went to the cineme and waited fer ah morr. yes drew, u look liek an ah beng lar and deon has put on weight! haha ah morr finallie arrived and we rushed into the cinema. was a lil late. and when i walked to moi seat, tis bloody bitch shouted OUCH, liek wtf. i din even step on her lar. idiotic. wanted to throw popcorn at her lar. just tat i wasn't holdin it at tat time!

dawn of de dead is real gd! i tot it was real scary, haha but the OST sucks and some parts were real farnie lar. liek when tis fat zombie was killin ppl, drew and i started luffin liek crazy and i tink ppl around us oso luffed along. oOps tat was supposed to be the scariest part i tink. but nonetheless, i tot de show was exciting and yeah, real gd!

after de show, we went to citylink's mph. hahaha were so amused by tis bk of answers shit. we spent arnd 45 mins dere? we took turns to ask questions. deon's answers were damn gd lar. idiotic. drew's ones were prob the worst! haha ah morr was realli affected by the answers, super farnie lar. we even contemplated buying the bk. hmmm... haha nvm!

walked over to CK underwear. haha looked around. real sexy leh. but super ex. liek 35 bucks fer a pair of briefs? siAo!!! hmmm suddenli rmbred someone was supposed to buy me CK underwear since sec1?
haha oh yah i forgot to buy the loreal pure zone facial cleanser, toner and moisturiser!!! shit...

hmmm andrea joined the gang and all of us rushed down to sentosa. ran all de way cos monorail was full and we were realli afraid of missing kel's show! finallie reached musical fountain, we were stiu a lil early lar. phew!!! aniwae the show was fantabulous!!! yeah kel it was reallllllllllllllllll entertaining la, i swear. u danced vvv well too, but the other 20+ dancers were better lar :P haha and i spotted all ur mistakes! hahaha lousy! hmmm aniwae yeah was nice to c de dance. gD job kel! so we went to harbourfront fer dinner and all. ate chicken rice and beef soup + rice. was stiu hungry when i came back. hmmm weirD! haha after kel joined us, deon drew and ah morr left shortly. ehhh andrea and i brot kel to starbucks b4 we dumped her dere! wasn't tat gd, kel? hahaha be more appreciative lar! and he's nice wat. awww dun be angry animore lar. kkie took 93 back with andrea, haha i miss taking 93 with becca ade and her. those days. we used to haf super long chats on the super long bus ride back. sighhhh. haha den when we went past SA, i was tellin her to observe a moment of silence. sigh i reallie enjoyed myself den lar! i love SA alwaes and alwaeas. hmmm not gonna move on to whether or not i regret lar. hahahaha yeah goin down to TP later to matriculate and settle the bloody eng shit. feel so stupid lar.

oh yah deon has a lot of white hair now. if u're readin dis, just wan to tell u stop worryin so much ok! haha wanna see the old u, totalli stress-free!!! tc and feel free to ask me out if u need a fren lar ok?

drew, u seem real uptight bout tings tis days. hahah chill lar ok? and yeah let's just hope it's true? hahahah u noe wat i mean

ah morr, stop bein so sad over him!!! move oN....... u deserve betta!

kel shit, u rock lar. haha such a dancer, u are prob the onli person who can dance liek a ballerina and gymnast all at once. haha... okok may u and x be happie 4eva!

andrea, stiu can't bliff i went to TP just to be 2 classrooms away...... i am so depressed lar :(

oh yah, hope jed and dell take care.......


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 10:37 AM

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hey all moi throat hurts liek shit lar, damn damn damn pain!!! oh man. aniwae, met drew and deon at 2+ today. met at city hall and den went to suntec. haha kept insisting tat suntec wld collapse. after tat, morr rushed to meet us. managed to get into Dawn of the deAD a lil late. and some bitch was liek OUCH when i walked past her? dun rmbr steppin on hER! oh watever. dawn of de dead is bloody, gruesome, violent and damn scary lar! haha but quite farnie oso. has the worst OST ever. some parts were hilarious lar. 4 of us were luffin and i tink ppl around us caught on the atmosphere and started luffing too! liek when tis fat zombie chased after de person, which was supposed to be real scarY!

after de show, 4 of us headed down to citylink's mph. hahaha we were SOOOO fascinated with this bk of answers shit lar. damn nice, we were dere fer 45mins? we took turns to ask questions and sore losers liek drew kept going on and on till the bk said sth liek stop askin the obvious i tink? damn farnie lar. the bk reallie answered a lot of qns. liek ask ur dad! wait! when u're older perhaps? haha tat sorta shit. ah morr was quite sad with her answers. haha i was fine lar. tho de answers were horrble. onli deon was happie. well the bk said yes and u must to his qns which were liek WLd i bcome i famous musiciAn? shuD i take music? tat sorta shit lar. haha we were contemplating buyin the bk and play when we're bored.

waited fer andrea to join us b4 we all headed down to sentosa. and andrea WHY DID U CUT UR HAIR? haha and yes drew looks liek a ah beng lar. OH SHIT I JUST RMBRED I FORGOT TO BUY MY LOREAL PURE ZONE FACIAL CLEANER, TONER and MOISTURISER! arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oh yah we ran liek shit lar the moment we reached sentosa cos we were so afraid we wld be late. hahaha fortunately we were not. and Kel shit, UR DANCE WAS EXCELLENT! reallie. i mean it. tho the other 20 dancers prob danced betta den u? but yeah apart frm tat, it was gD! hahaha reallie entertainin lar. and yalah u can dance lar. tho i spotted all ur mistakes!!! i rock dun i? haha but liek i said, u dance liek u're doin ballet and gymnastics all at once. cool rite? haha and silly u. stop quarrelin with X lar. he's liek de onli stupid fool tat can tahan u. wahaha. apart frm tis certain les i heard hu liek-ed u? oooh tell mi abt tat sometime. and yeah i wanna meet u too! oh yah SABA: next outing is the VJ funfair! :D

hmmm had dinner at harbourfront, ate chicken rice and beef soup with rice. but was real hungry when i reached home. just ate bbq chiicken wings and kuey chap! hahah yes i noe i shudn't be eating wings when i haf a sore throat. but i am reallie hungry! and den deon morr and drew left... so andrea kel and i went to look fer X. upon reachin dere, we LEFT! hahahaha kel wasn't tat sweet? aiyah wanted u to haf some quality time with him lar. and yeah just tok tings thru!

oh ya took 93 back with andrea! haha love the long 93 bus rides when we used to tok our hearts out. back den when andrea becca ade and i. sigh i miss sA! i was tellin andrea to observe a moment of silence when we went past SA. hahaha damn farnie lar. aniwae i am not gonna work tmr. yeah throat hurts. moi job is bout callin ppl wat. so yup cyA!~


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 12:02 AM

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4.24.2004

final note: i met iris toO!!!


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 9:52 PM

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another point, Okay final update of the nite i swear, wAs just thinking, going sentosa tmr... waT if it siNkS?????


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 9:38 PM

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another point, tanks to dew WHO POINTED OUT MOI PIMPLE TO ME THE MOMENT HE SAW ME, ah morr and i went to buy Loreal Pure Zone Anti Blemish gel, realli hope it helps. am considering buying toner and moisturiser as well. HAHA NOMIS USES IT TOO! :D ohh ya kel dun be nervous lar! gd luck fer tmr!!! love ya.....


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 9:34 PM

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and may i add? out of the hundreds of ppl who took part, liek 40% said "i am currently in ngee ann poly's mass com" grrrrr wth lar i tink TP not fer radio. more fer journalism. YAY! jonathAN! u diD it AGaiN! :(


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 9:27 PM

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hey din update last nite? aniwae american idol was reallie shocking tis wk, de btm 3 were real gd, in fact i predicted dem to be the top 3 fer the competition. as did mani pple i tink. haha but i dun liek jennifer hudson aniwae tho i tink she's gd lar. oh well, finally decided. Tp, here i come. haha withdrew frm ngee ann today. felt real weird as i walked in cos it's alwaes been moi dream? and i went thru test and interview b4 i got in. yet i gave it up? not sure lar. den TP treats me liek shit? wah lau moi form has tis clause tat says i'm in it under conditional admission lar. tho it was cancelled. but wth? wat do dey treat me as? and i gotta take eng classes? sighhh tat realli sux. is moi eng tat bad? speakin of which, the p10 dj hunt was today. sigh. i din try. yup there were so mani pple lar. den 3 judges on stage so after u tok fer 30 secs, dey tell u on the spot are u in or out. sigh ppl weren't chosen cos of their diction or wateva lar. den i din try cos i din tink i wld get in? sigh oso cos i'm stiu too young lar. mebbe after a couple of yrs. but i do wanna be a DJ. reallie. mom just said nahh i dun tink u can be one. haha she wan me to be newscaster. hmmm saw alot of ppl today. a pri sch fren called yishun! haha andrew jason and tis guy i can't rmbr his name! grace and tseWan! the whole p10 crew. this eye fer a guy finalist. and tis 8days bachelor! and who else ar? oh ya joyce psiyoe gladys and some other SA ppl lar. alot of familar ppl lar.

oh yes it was nice to meet up w shawn morr and NOMIS! i missed u... hahaha ur eng rox lar! sorrie if i alwaes poke fun at it ok? paiseh. but v farnie lar. orhhh i stiu regret not tryin fer the p10 ting. yes ah morr, i noe lar.... sigh! oh yah we wanted to catch the 2.30 show at PS fer Into The Mirror. turns out the queue was bloody long. and i mean BLOODY! wth lar. so we queued and by the time we got to the seller, the show was full. grrrr so we went to check out the p10 tingy again den rushed to cine to catch a show. on the way of cos, we bot the straits time cos moi stupid starhub info just wasn't reliable! and den we RAN but stiu din catch it on time. so we ran to lido! and left 1st 3 rows. but we took it in the end. by the time we went in, it was 4! wat the hell lar. shawn must haf been bloody happie. idiot man.:

we saw Win a Date with Ted Hamilton. oh btw, i saw chee han zy and jimmy too. back to the show, was quite good. made me tink. esp the part bout how so and so has 6 smiles. and how each smile means diff tings. sweet rite? i wonder if i will eva find someone out there who noes how mani smiles i haf....

1) hunky smile
2) cute smile
3) handsome smile
4) macho smile
5) intelligent smile

haha and the list goes on... but it'll be nice dun u tink? aniwae it's quite a gd flick. love such shows bout teen love and all. yes, it's himbotic but hey! wat's not to liek? eye candy and love. stuff i DO NOT have. sighhh... gTg cya


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 9:05 PM

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4.22.2004

If I were a month, I'd be: march! for it's de month a hunk was born :D
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: thurs! duh cos there's the OC and AI results day.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be: the beD so i can be real intimate with ppl i liek! (liek harp and larrie)
If I were a sin, I'd be: lust. can't help it. keep lusting fer......myself?
If I were a liquid, I'd be: cologne. expensive and nice smelling. and unliek wine, u dun hafta go into someone's throat. ewww.
If I were a clothing accessory, I'd be: a choker? cos i'm round... :(
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: tulip! i love tulips.
If I were a season I'd be: summer. ooh the beach. the hotties. wat's not to liek?
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: the beast in beauty n de beast mebbe? cos i reallie wanna noe wat it's liek to be ugly. liek jAy kinda ugly.
If I were a colour, I'd be: tough choice. orange i guess. one of my faves. eh nono, change my mind, yelloW! aRgh no no change again, ReD!
If I were a sound, I'd be: a musical note :D
If I were an element, I'd be: u mean liek the periodic table? ooh i'll be potassium sTh lar. the orange one. haha nice colour.
If I were a song, I'd be: whoa damn hard leh. mebbe the SA sch song? hahahaha tat's de onli way u guys will rmbr me
If I were a movie, I'd be: stepmom. moi fave show. or coyote ugly. or just married. or butterfly effect. argh... moi 4 fave movies EVER.
If I were a food, I'd be: chicken wings!!!!
If I were a material, I'd be: glass. transparent and fragile. haha u wiSH! i'll be metal. tough n durable
If I were a taste, I'd be: sweet i guess??
If I were a scent, I'd be: black pepper. yummy.
If I were a religion, I'd be: catholic.
If I were a word, I'd be: hunky.
If I were a body part, I'd be: the lips. hehe. sexiest part.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a pout. HAHAHA WAN ME TO SHOW U?
If I were a shape, I'd be a: round. cos it's sth i've NVR been b4. :X
If I were a number, I'd be: 1
If I were an animal/insect, I’d be a: dog. they're the luckiest.
If I were a piece of art, I’d be: Mona Lisa Smile, the onli piece of art i noe.
If I were an instrument, I’d be: the saxofone? nahh the guitar...!!!
If I were a place, I’d be: a cinema


hmmm day dream or reality? haha watchin tv now and thinkin of it. do we follow our dreams? or sacrifice it cos it ain't the realistic ting to do?


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 8:58 PM

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As i'm typing this, i'm trying to finish up the 2 packets of noodles i cooked. Sigh, din join my family for dinner cos i was real tired and i wanted to watch tv. moi dad's frens r leaving fer aussie tmr morn so hopefully, we can haf supper or sth later. mebbe just go fer a cuppa coffee. dno when i'll get to c dem again. original 6 supposed to haf dinner tmr nite but deon and ade can't. not sure bout xin. hmmm tokin to joyce n nomis now. sigh miss all of dem so much. oh well nomis can't make it either. grrr dno lar. see wat's andrea's reply later. hmmm haben decided btw TP or NP yet. grrr acty i tink i do haf an answer inside already. oh well, typical me!

"....u can't lose wat u nvr had"
"wld u believe me if i said i nvr meant to hurt u tat way?"

hmmm i liek these 2 phrases. ling's nicks lately. haha somehow feel sth fer dem. the latter is real sad if u ask me. the first one just set me thinking. hmmm how true.

Haha aniwae during work today, some arse put me on hold, fer the 2635271th time today, and the melody this time was DARN FAMILIAR! u noe the melody tat dey play while u're bein put on hold on the fone? guess wat it was? it was the SA tune. the one tat goes "oh when the saints, oh when the saints, oh when the saints come marching in, oh lord i wanna be in tat number, oh when the saints come marching in." YAH! can u believe it? i was dreaming and den i tot hey tat tune sounds familiar den i recognised it! awwwww heartwarming, reminds me of orientation. sometimes, i reallie regret leaving sA. haha shan't go on to tat now. aniwae AI results out tonite, n there's the OC!

oh i saw this chameleon today with 2 colours. the front half was red, back half was green. eWww! wat a himbotic chameleon. din even wanna camouflage completely. either tat or it was a real vain chameleon. wanted to look gd. just liek makeup.

and it raineed while i was walking back home frm work. tot of tis song.
"why does it alwaes rain on me?" hahaa anione has ani idea wat song tat is? i wanted to use it so badly fer 4J class video but couldn't find it at tat time. stiu can't find it till this day. aniwae call me up guys, i caN sing to u de tune!!! :D:D:D

just liek wat stupid manda lim did couple of nites ago. she sang some atomic kitten tune. scared the shit outta me. and fer ur info er mei, it sounded liek cheeky girls! :X shows how bad ur singing is. haha.


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 8:29 PM

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4.21.2004

hey AI just ended awhile ago, wahaha george huff was BAD! and john stevens was super flat. bad bad bad.
wahaha aniwae i hope either john or george gets kicked out tmr. i'm beginnin to liek diana too. hmmm and latoya has class! wahaha jasmine was sooo pretty tonite. she's having an image change man! turning sexy liao... woo hooo!


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 11:14 PM

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talkin to rah n porks now. ya it's true. homosexuallity is another issue i've come to deal with since i left sch. so much homosexual frens now. yay! dhs is a bloody well lar. we are frogs in a well. Jing de zhi wo. get it? hahaha some old man is crying oh channel U now. wooo scary! hahaha dey tokin bout china ppl and the prejudices lar. haiii sad but vv true. SEE! there's just so much to life la. depressing. oh yah, dhs is vvv childish. as in moi dhs days. liek ys and i were talking about tat day. sigh. once dey leave dhs, dey will uds...


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 8:20 PM

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yoyo p10's DJ hunt is tis sat, just looked thru 8 days, which has an article bout the DOs and DON'Ts fer tis event. hmmm not sure if i shud go leh, cos no one is accompanying me :( how nice arh? KELLY TAY QIWEN is just gross. she wants me to support her dance shit and she's not supporting mine? HMMPH! wahaha and ling u rock lar seriously. nvr fail to disappoint me! hmmm tokin to rah rah now on MSN. tink i shall buy the vj funfair tix frm her lar. and er mei, WHERE"S MOI JACKET? when can we go get it? oh yah pls feel free to tag moi blog pple....

who wants to go VJ funfair with me? and SAJC's dance is having some ting at musical fountain tis sun. do hop down and support eh? there kel, u owe me one :D

okok work was fine. lookin 4ward to AI tonite. and oh yah wat else is there? i stiu can't decide TP or NP. aiyah tis sucks lar. damn sian. sigh if onli i cld be a DJ...

oh yah today moi manager was just tokin to me bout his younger days. bout how he was so hooked on wuxia novels (kel and morr, tat means swordfighting novels :D) during his Os? and his tr was telling him "dere's NO WAY u will pass ur Os" haha in e end, he Passed and he kb-ed his tr. and tat set me thinking bout life. i mean de more i grow up, de more i'm beginnin to learn bout life (DUH!), nono, as in the REAL life. i tink we're all reallie sheltered tis days. just liek tis article i read, our parents gif us the best cos dey've been thru shit b4 so dey dunwan us to go thru it too. but as a result, we bcome real sheltered and all. spoilt? yeah i guess. admit it. we ARE spoilt.

aside frm tat, i mean moi parents (ok fine, it was ONLY moi mom) used to teach me "study hard, get a degree n u will earn lots of money" but when i look arnd at moi workplace. the degree holders ain't earning liek much? dey work their asses off but get paid peanuts. i dno how to exppress tis but i just feel sometimes studyin so much realli doesn't mean anithing? as in seriously, after workin tis 1mth+, i've learnt alot tat txtbks cld nvr teach me and i mean it. tat's y i'm quite happie bout moi poly choice, i've heard bout how ppl mature in poly and bcome real independent. tat's besides the pt. wat i'm trying to say is there's acty a lot more to life. as in, life reallie does go on. liek when i flopped moi Os, i tot time wld just stop and i wld rot to death there and then with my b3-ful results slip! but no, i din. i mean, of cos initially it was sucky and everithing. but time does move and we do move on. noe wat i mean? so yeah just wanna tell u guys, look beyond ur failures ( so called "failures") and move on. bcos reallie, there's just SOOO MUCH more to life then wat u tink. yupsie doodle.

to further illustrate moi pt, i mean it's liek i was tot i had to do well fer Os and everithin but i did badly. so wat? does tat reallie mean moi life is gonna end? moi life is gonna be sucky? i mean yeah u got 6 pts or watsoeva, well gd fer u! reallie. i mean it. but after tat brief moment of glory tat u rightfully deserve, i tink there's a much bigger test- life. and just cos u got 11 A1s doesn't mean u'll pass Life with flying colours. noe wat i mean? yalah i just wanna say life is vvv diff or rather reality is vvv diff. from wat i tot it was. from wat moi mom tot me it was. noe wat i mean?

ya we're a bunch of sheltered pigs!
.............. just tat i'm hotter :D


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 7:26 PM

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wah lau eh i bth liao lar
guess guess guess is damn farnie!


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 12:38 AM

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4.20.2004

haha tis is farnie i keep bluffin ppl er mei is my gf, den everione goes WHOA SHE'S DAMN CHIO after dey see our pic on MSN, den i drop the bombshell on dem sayin is gf=good fren, not girl fren! haha and everione is liek chey. and most dunman ppl can't recognise it's her! hahahaha damn farnie


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 11:52 PM

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Qn: How long does it take a himbo to chase a moth out of his room?
Ans: 25 mins.

COS TAT'S HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO CHASE A BLOODY MOTH OUT OF MOI ROOM!

anyway i called up temasek poly today bcos moi letter mentioned sth bout me having to pay an extra $200. so i called to check up wat it was for. turns out i will have to attend english classes with other ppl. ppl who got liek f9 fer english? wth. den i gotta retake my english Os until i get a distinction. how ridiculous lar? or else i can never get my diploma. so i'm rather worried now. wat if i can't do it? wat if i stiu get b3 or even worst grades? oh no. tat's just bad lar. aiyah tis sucks man. stupid temasek. wat a dumb rule. not liek i got f9 rite. aRgh!!

aniwae god bless the poor ppl involved in the nicoll highway incident. sms-ed a few ppl to tell dem to be careful. sigh poor ting man. yeah i was quite rude during dinner today cos i just din liek some pple there lar. grrr aniwae yeah tat's bout it fer tonite. oh yah congrats to my cousin fer getting into nTU. yay! more pressure... -_-"


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 11:16 PM

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4.19.2004

Hey all, in a sudden twist of events, i will no longer be going to Ngee Ann. Going to withdraw cause i received a letter from Temasek Poly today. Turns out i got accepted fer their Mass Com too!!! haha so surprised lar cos i heard bout how their cut off was 8 or 9? and i tot moi interview was quite badly done. cool man, i applied fer 4 courses and i got into all 4!!! hahahaha i feel gD! great morale booster lar. aniwae tP is sooo near moi place, so i gonna check out their course modules later on, if nth goes wrong. i shud be withdrawin frm ngee ann and join temasek :D


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 11:41 PM

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4.18.2004

http://www.csupomona.edu/~tttakemoto/sayit.swf

go to tat link everione. it's da nicest love song i've ever heaRd!


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 11:39 PM

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haha i wonder what's gonna happen to brooklyn and romeo? the cuties as jm mentioned. but i tink brooks is real cute, romeo is a lil ugly! hahaha so skinny. eh budden poor tings lar. i read tis article lately bout how the two of dem mebbe real young but they acty noe wat's happening. sigh poor ting lar. kids alwaes suffer when a marriage breaks down. aniwae i had a couple of tots as to wat mite haf reallie happened.

1) posh n becks were gay. becks hit on alex ferguson tat's y kena sent to real madrid. and posh had an affair with rebecca loos! oooh affair within an affair.
2) romeo is a neville! haha posh slept with gary neville, beck's best pal. ooh romeo neville. nice.
3) becks posh n rebecca loos had a 3some. wAhahahaha

aiyah whatever lar. tis is gonna be exciting man. i can imagine the next few wks. all the tabloids. whoa they're gonna haf a field day. aniwae some tings are real shocking dun u tink? all these while he was tis family man, and now turns out he had an affair! hahaha whatever lar. no one callin in to the NKF show, quite boring.


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 9:07 PM

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:( :( :( :( :( urgent newsflash brought to u by the himbo network :( :( :( :( :(

tis is vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv bad! david beckham has admitted to having an affair with his ex personal assistant, rebecca loos. wat a -asshole-bitch-shitface-dickhead! grrrrr he sucks lar. super pretentious. how cld he do tat? alamak.... i was such a fan! hmmph vicky stand up be proud say ur name out loud! hahaha out of point. tat's one of moi fave SA cheers btw. Aniwae victoria shud just dump him and hehe get alimony, split all properties by half!!!!!! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~~ someone pass her moi number pls?

-smiles-
-poses-

-smiles more-
-poses more-

the above msg was brought to u by jOnathan seto! CEO of the Himbo Network.


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 8:14 PM

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Eeyer why is stupid 5566 performing at tonite's NKF?
GROSSSSSSSS


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 4:39 PM

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hey hey woke up at 12.10 today den rush liek crazy to attend 12.30 mass, haha rushed down in a cab, reached at bout 12.45? nubbad rite? hmmm aniwae din see sean in da choir today. wahaha but saw lynn, she's cute! oh well my mom is nagging now. i tink moi mom can be real fake sometimes. as in she pretends to be real nice and hospitable and everithin in front of ppl but behind their back, she is realli WHOA! super fake lar. den now complainin bout moi dad's fren from aussie. he's been here fer 3+ wks?

but i feel moi mom is quite ridiculous la, i mean de last time we were in aussie, their family took such great care of us!! den now she keeps complaining bout everithing. i dunno lar, but haiii sometimes moi mom can be realli ...... -shakes head-

ehhhh moi dad rox lar! seriously. hahaha i tink he's quite cool and all. i mean b4 dey came rite, mom was liek plannin where to bring dem to and the oh-i'm-such-a-great-host shit den dad was liek aiyah-aniting-lar haha den mom scolded him but look at tings now. dad is de real sweetie. mom is just grrrrr. scold me fer nth summore. pain in da ass sometimes.

but i tink arh, i reallie inherited moi bitchiness and hot temper and lack of patience frm moi mom. both of us r realli impatient ppl. reallie fierce. realli neat freaks. realli good PR. hahahha oh no!!!!!!!!!!!

aniwae sABA convention got cancelled today. kel is sick, ah morr dumped us fer her frens, drew has work? haha and stupid jed. ASSWIPE. nvr reply. alwaes liddat. dell oso din reply. Weird la. hahaha ade sms-ed me today. was quite happie to hear frm her. sometimes msgs liek hey just tinking of u now. or hey haben heard frm u in ages. hahahah yeah feels gd to receive such msges.

grrrrr moi mom is talking behind their back now. Aiyah sick lar. ciAo! oh yah been readin some ppl's blog lately. SUPER farnie.


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 3:48 PM

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Just had a chat with lau, haha told him abt the dream. He's damn freaked out. Insisted kel was the maid and p***le specs is his real wife. Promised him i will try moi best to dream tonight and stay inside, so i can see the truth! Haha aniwae i stiu tink how amazing i clicked with the SA ppl, denise just msged me. Love her too. she's sweet, haha keeps praising me bout moi x factor? awwwwwww aniwae some pple hu claim to noe me v long and wat gd frens arh shud be ashamed of demselves. wahaha saints rock!


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 1:52 AM

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4.17.2004

Why is the word lonely linked to some sleazy site? ARGHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 11:47 PM

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oh well since i'm quite free now, shall blog a lil more. anyway when i was talking to the guys today bout stuff, dey were all vvv shocked. den everione's liek "WHOA jonathan seto acty lieks someone?" haha seems liek it's been ages since i've lieked someone. so dey were all v shocked. aniwae, i'm thinking being a bachelor ain't bad too wat. moi dream now is to move out when i'm in my twenties. get a bachelor pad with some frens and stay liddat ferreva lar. moi mom is all fer de idea! she tinks kids n marriages r stupid. haha someone said "den wun u be bored? all by urself?" but den we dun raise kids cos we expect dem to take care of us rite? dat's such eastern tinking lar. if i do haf kids, i will encourage dem to move out n be independent. n i dun haf kids just cos i'm afraid of ageing alone. tat's madness. besides, tis days, kids ain't fillial oso. how often do u c dem? and dey just find u a pain in de ass. esp when u haf moi granny, who's a real assswipe tat leaves behind sores.

but den i must admit, i yearn fer love lar. who doesn't? liek i've said b4, sometimes, the night is just too lonely. sigh but after all tis while, i'm quite resigned to stuff. as in haf den haf lar. i mean having a gf ain't cheap too. i'm fine with the current earn n spend on myself system. haha. yeah whatever. call me a cheapskate. bein practical la. and i dun bliff in bein in a relationship when u dun see forever w tat person. am i alone in tat? i alwaes look at my peers n wonder, do dey see forever in each other? as in seriously? if not den what r dey doin now? another ting i'm quite firm about, premarital sex and stuff liek smoking. eh strict no no. seriously, esp not NOW. far too young fer all tat. haha i'm pathetic rite? L-O-S-E-R. oh well at the end of da day, moi no. is 9800 9817, sms me if u wan a lover! :D


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 11:37 PM

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ok i rock lar seriously. i added the tagboard already! all by myself!!! :D:D
anyway pLS PLS PLS tag me. wanna hear from all of u... tanks


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 11:35 PM

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yo got back at half past ten. super hot and sticky and tired. bloody marina. remind me nvr to go there in this swaltering heat, can die man. smoke and grease keep blowing in moi face. sick. haha but i saw the same guy we teased the last time i was there. haha so paiseh. er mei, all ur fault lar! ehhh was vvv late to meet yiu tak today. cos of moi parents lar. took 2 hrs to find moi cousin's bday present! ridiculous shit. so moi whole schedule got pushed back by 2hrs. in the end had to take cab down. waste $. walked round n round and asked poor yt loads of moronic questions. haha decided on an Acer Travelmate. Super compact and gorgeous. but there was tis Sony one which was HOT!!!!! eh acty i can't rmbr the brand. onli rmbr it costs 3999? madness lar.

oh ya i dreamt of kel and drew last nite. dreamt dey had a baby. haha super farnie lar. drew had the proudest smile on his face and kel looked real gd too. dey were showing off their baby girl to me. den i was liek HANG ON KEL, WAT BOUT X? den kel was liek" oh oh!"
haha den i woke up -_-" nothing to say. even my dreams r so himbotic. oh yah i rmbr the dream was so vivid tat i woke up feeling real sweet fer dem. seriously. den i tot "eh since when did drew gif up on p***le specs?" and "when did kel break up with x?" DEN IT DAWNED ON ME TAT IT WAS A DREAM. haha oh yeah tmr must haf convention lar. i dun care, it's so rare of drifting-far-far-away drew and i-married-my-polo-ball jed to wanna meet!!! but stupid kel shit has to be sick. grrr haha take care dear! miss ya.

ohh rachel lee aka the girl who took a 2nd look at me liek everi other girl, is on some FHM bikini heaven show now on ch5. haha wateva! ehhh nothing to do. soooo boring. oh yah, i am broke.

oh ya oh ya, i had a realllllllie nice chat with JJ and Jansen today over dinner. Hmmm JJ if u eva read tiis, dun be sad lar. look on the bright side. it's not exactly over yet lar. mebbe one day she will be ready. and u two horny bastards, stop thinking below ur waist! hahaha use ur brains... liek i alwaes dO! :)


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 11:06 PM

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oh ya i forgot leh
hAppie bUrfdaE to eR mEi aNd zi Rui ~!!
17 liao may all ur dreams come true


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 10:05 AM

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got up at 8.30 today, even tho i slept at 3 last nite? was so paranoid cos i tot today was the last day to purchase the notebooks from ngee ann poly. so i woke up darn early cos dey close at 12 on sats. den i called dem up, turns out i can purchase the notebks at the student price frm dem anitime for this whole month. so i tried to go back to sleep but sian. couldn't sleep liao. so here i am! haf a bday party to attend at 12, meeting yiu tak at 3 to go check out funan's notebks. den joining the ventures fer dinner at marina? dey went kite flying today. dunno if i shud go not leh. hmmm mebbe i'll call up jansen n ask if he's going. i noe JJ is going. and muahaha we've got loads to catch up on man. oh yah must grill CY on YY. aniwae some moron decided to spoil the fun fer me by:

1) SMS-ing American Idol to tell who won America's Next Top Model.
2) Msging me online to tell me who got eliminated in last night's American Idol when it wasn't showed yet in s'pore!

GRRRRR i hate it when ppl spoil the fun fer me. Liek WTH, whoever smses AI to tell the results fer ANTP. It's too much lar, some ppl shud just deserve to haf their balls crushed. Irritating bastards! Now there's no more fun in watching it. And i was so curious to see who wld haf got kicked out of last night's AI, cheryl. so u DIN HAF TO TELL ME B4 THE EPISODE WAS EVEN SHOWN. now i noe how moi bro felt when i told him the ending of the matrix before he saw it. aiyah wateva lar! anyway, i liek JPL. he's sooo entertaining. his attempts at rocking nvr fail to crack me up. unliek stupid finger-snapping john stevens. boring shit. he shud just die. i liek fantasia and JasminE!!!

Oh yah was at VJ choir concert last nite, LEE MAY LING, REFUND ME $50!!!
wasted moi money can. the whole concert was liek a trip to the zoo lar. dey made so much animal noises and sang songs i din understand. and no, it's not cos i'm a himbo. liek harloe? whoever understands filipino songs? wahaha and NO LML, i din get to c anione! u bluff me lar, i told u i wanted to go to see pple rite??? haha but aniwae yes ur choir CAN sing. dey reallie are good. just choose betta songs next time. and oh yea, there is a william hung amongst dem. super cute. go check him out. i bot a bouquet of flowers b4 tat. freaking ex man. i tell u, tis month i realli broke liao. super goner.

and sorrie kel shit and ah morr fer not going fer SA's dno-wat-christian-shit. hahaha but i promise i will turn up fer the next SA event k? tanks fer informing me aniwae. realllllllllllli appreciate it. reserve one tix fer the band concert fer me. cool can't wait to meet up with u all. hey tmr got SABA convention not? kel shit, pls DO sth. hehe thanks! oh yah, inform dell too lar. i miss her aLOT man. oh yah, original 6/SABA, last nite i was listening to p10 and dey played green day's time of ur life. and i almost cried! wahahaha cos it reallie reminded me of orientation, saintestralis. sephione. og2. o4a31. ms k. casey leong. SABA. original 6. everione else. i MISSS U GUYS!!!!!!!!!! i swear i do..... and i wanna meet all of u again. grrrr sian lar.

oh i had supper at changi last nite and i was sooo busy checking out the transvestites, dey r fucking hot! as in dey haf nice hair, great skin, big boobs, slim waist, ample bum, thin legs. and super tall too. Wah chee eh, bloody hot leh. budden once u tink of the fact dey haf the same banana underneath it as u, it's kinda gross. wahaha and i was just tinking lar, HOW THE HELL DO DEY MAKE THEIR LEGS SO THIN? do dey go lipo? hahaha must ask dem. but den it's sad, cos liek when one walks down, everione single table stares at dem. and dey obviously noe it lar. so i reallie wonder how dey feel. i mean, do dey eva regret? its quite sad sia? esp when dey grow old and all. oh boy, and there are so mani friggin despo guys. moi gawd. i was so surprised lar. who will wanna haf sex with a trans? as in isn't it weird? just find a bloody prostitute lar. weirdo. hahaa but i do noe of one alley where the trans r vvv ugly and fat and gross. another lane has the hottest ones. super interesting lar. hahaha.

alritey, i just rmbred. KEL SHIT, u must must must do the guestbk tingy fer me lar ok? and i need music all tat kinda shit. can someone pls help me?


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 9:46 AM

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4.16.2004

grrrr i overslept. seriously, 4 X $42 = $168!!!!!!
tat's 168 dollars gone from 4 days of laziness! grrrrr i cld haf bot moi shoes and everithing with that. argHHHHhh this sucks lar. seriously. just woke up. gonna buy some flowers later fer ling. oh man still can't believe how much of my pay is gonna get deducted! wat's wrong with u jonathan? no determination at all. aRgh! almost gonna be declared bankruptcy.


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 11:28 AM

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4.15.2004

OH MOI GAWD.... tis is sooooooo serious. i'm telling u... while i was shopping today, i sAw rAchel lee from Eye for a guy! she looked at me once den at her clothes and den SHE TOOK A 2ND LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! am i hot or wAT???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

:D:D:D:D

den again, moi bro's gf tinks i look liek tis contestant who got kicked out tis wk, so she prob tot i was him and looked again? aniwae i hate to think the latter. muahahaha I AM HOT I AM HOT. -flexes- OOooh aHHhh!
hahahaha i rock i rock. rachel lee looked at me TWICE. and haha she seemed to be following me round the boutique. Oh aniwae i managed to sneak into Passion of the Christ. was vvvvvvvvv violent but din tell me anithing i din already noe. so yeah, was ok onli. too hyped up already. And oooh 1hr 17mins b4 the OC starts. hahaha tho i've already seen today's episode 6 times. i am gonna catch it on tV!!! so much wider the screen... wahahahhaha and yeah tonite's a reallie romantic one. Oh yAh! i bot the OST of THe OC today. Happy!!!

and i bot a new shirt today too... fANtaBulOus!!!!! fRom new urban male. took me bloody long to muster up enuff courage to walk in, ask the man fer a piece to try on and den buy it! inside de changing room, there were sooo mani pics of guys in undies n stuff. hahaha tho i felt a lil inferior, wahahaha, i was more freaked out over whether or not there was a pin hole camera inside. Yah!!! i tink there was. Prob on one of the model's nipples or sth. hmmm aniwae it's real nice. bot it. gonna get some more. urban male has NICE clothes, i swear.

Oooh tonite's AI is movie themes!!! YaY!!! wat is jasmine gonna sing? ooooooooh sth nice. i'm sure. hahahaha yay yay yay today is a happy day! oh yah i saw alicia on moi way home. sooooo nice, miss ya girl!
going vj choir concert tmr nite. gd luck ling. sure u will sing well. loVe ya all... bye

BTW, i finalli found moi addidas 3stripes jacket at heeren, getting it tis wkend. Tho i suspect it's ladies one but the salesperson insists it's unisex so wth. just get it!!!!!!!!!!!


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 9:38 PM

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OH YES OH YES. LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. HOLD UR BREATH NOW.

-drumrolllll-
-more drummmmrollllllllll-

THE OC SHOWS TONIGHT AT 11pm, CH 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D:D:D:D:D
tat explains the chirpiness. oh i just love thurs nites.
AI results day and there's The OC!!!!


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 10:47 AM

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got up just a while ago. yes i noe, i din go to work again. fer the 3rd conseucative day tis wk, i am reallie dead lar. i tink i will faint when i receive moi pay cheque tis month. gonna be damn lil cos i just keep skipping work. but it's soooo early in the morn. v hard wan leh. aniwae i heard friends is gonna be back fer a new season? wth man. it's supposed to haf been the final season. i bet dey cheated the viewers. wateva lar. last nite they showed stupid AI auditions. dUmb man! i wanna watch the final 8 lar. and yes, haf i mentioned how much i love Jasmine Trias??? someoNe save me man... she's gorgeous lar. and she can sing.
so yesh, she shud win. the onli contestant to ever haf a voice and idol-looks. amazing! and no, i dun tink the whole asian ting is gonna affect her. acty fantasio ain't bad either, she's liek a sweeter Macy Gray. yup. woo hooo the rest can just go fly kite lar! esp jennifer hudson and tat other ugly ting. the one who was in bottom 3 last wk but got saved? yup HER.

hmmm the fly kite part reminded me of SA. tat fly-de-kite-fly-de-kite-all-de-rest-can-go-fly-kite cheer!!!
i loveeeeeeeeeee tat. aniwae manda was telling me yest nite bout how she alwaes hears kel morr deon tok bout eh when r we meeting jon arh? aWwwwwwww i lurve u guys lar!! seriously......... sigh. and the whole council ting. why are the irritating ppl running? sianified. hope lau chi chi changes his mind and runs. LAU!!! u mus mus must lar. do the himbos proud ok? aniwae i am going out now.... tata


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 10:41 AM

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4.14.2004

father joachim kang has pleaded guilty.


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 6:03 PM

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oh added some pathetic links there. haha too tired and lazy to add more. mebbe another day. and yes shawn, thanks. hahaha. ohhhh haf i mentioned how much i lurrve the OC? yeah i d/l-ed bout 9episodes liao. it's super good i tell u.... u guys shud catch it lar


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 5:23 PM

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ooooooooooh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i roooooooooooooooooooooock!
cos i fixed the problem :D
next on the agenda, music n tagboard? and links~!


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 4:23 PM

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aRgh i just realised the bloody timing and date is screwed up.... and i tot i had it fixed.... shall try again


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 4:21 PM

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oh aniwae i din go to work today. seriously tink moi ass is gonna get fried by moi boss soon. why? simply bcos i've not been there fer a mth and i've been absent from work liek 5times? oh no... tat's bad lar. i realli cannot picture myself working next time. i just feel liek taking leave everiday. and moi pay is aledi so pathetic can? aiyoh i stiu skip work. grrr aniwae i trying to get a wkend job. wanna earn as much as i can now cos i tink poly expenses r vv high. and haha i cld be selling ice cream at nite. yeah will keep u guys posted on tat. aniwae, mebbe someone can msg me in MSN bout how to add music tagboards all tat shit lar?


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 4:17 PM

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hey just realised moi blog is damn boring. hmmm i need help. how do i put a tagboard? music? links and all tat shit?
muahahah dere's a reason why i am a himbo lar. grrrrrrrrrr.
aniwae i was just tinking arh, if i was stiu in SA, and i was running fer council. moi campaign wld prob be sth liek below

1) vote fer me. duh, the onli other candidate is jAy?!
2) just cos moi name starts with J doesn't mean i'm liek JaY! vote fer me.
3) cos i dun look, tok, tink, act, sing or dance liek jay

yup will put more when i can tink of it. hahaha can u imagine harp larrie and him? whoa charlie's angels. dey cld be k's saints(ignore the pun) or sth. hahaha k fer KANG! :D


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 4:13 PM

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hey 1st entry over here. decided to switch over from LJ. haha but dun tink anione will notice cos no one reads moi LJ animore. hahaha hardly update ma. but now i shall try to update. siannnnnn i feel miserable now man. din go work today. pay is so pathetic liao stiu skip work. haiiii and no one at home. super sian.


signing off, da hunk, Jonathan at 12:14 PM

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